The Powers That Be (PTB) of the Kid's Book Industry, the School Library Journal, are all conspiring to get my brilliant friend, Minh Le, a Children's Book Deal! So, why won't someone actually do what Elizabeth Bird commands! Via School Library Journal.

"And finally, Bottom Shelf Books does the impossible. It considers what would happen if Max and Pinky: Superheroes were to take that inevitable next step and attempt to join The Justice League. Author Maxwell Eaton III plays along. So for God's sake, will somebody please offer Minh Le a book deal? Seriously. I'm tired of seeing him not getting paid for this kind of stuff."